WHY THO 🐔
RUG TRUCK!!!
HE MADE IT
WAIT NO HE DIDNT
Help Ansem get across. Bears are driving. Whales are in trucks that say RUG on them. The river has logs with faces. He will die a lot. You will die a lot. The song is catchy. You cant stop playing.
▶ HELP HIM CROSS
The real answer is nobody knows. He just saw a road and thought "I should walk into traffic." Classic Ansem behavior.
The road has bears in cars. The bears are angry. They have been holding puts all year and they take it out on pedestrians. There are also trucks driven by whales and the trucks all say RUG on them. If a RUG truck hits you that's just how life works.
Sometimes there is a river. The river has logs. The logs have faces. You can stand on them. You have to stand on them. If you miss the log you are going in the water and Ansem cannot swim. He never learned. He was too busy trading.
Every time he gets to the other side there is just another road. It never ends. The roads keep coming. The bears keep driving. The RUG trucks keep trucking. But Ansem keeps crossing. Because that is what Ansem does.
Download Phantom. Put some SOL in it. This is the easy part. It gets worse.
See that contract address up there? Copy it. That is the CA. Do not lose it.
Go to pump.fun. Paste it. Press swap. You now own a piece of a man who walks into traffic.
Help him cross. Beat your friends. Post your score. Blame the RUG truck.